At New Meta, we take our toys seriously… but we also know how to have fun. So we asked ourselves a totally reasonable question:If the biggest toy lines were fast food restaurants, which ones would they be?Turns out, the comparisons are surprisingly accurate—and hilarious.
Let’s dig in:
Marvel Legends = McDonald’s
Consistent, iconic, and built to serve the masses.
Marvel Legends is the Big Mac of the action figure world—familiar, dependable, and always evolving just enough to stay relevant. You’ll never go long without a new wave, and there’s something for collectors of every level.Sometimes the execution is brilliant (cue that deluxe Venom), sometimes it’s a repaint with a different fry box. But like McDonald’s, the brand recognition is unmatched. You know what you’re getting—and most of the time, it hits the spot.
Transformers = Taco Bell
Wildly inventive, occasionally chaotic, but secretly brilliant.
Transformers figures are engineering marvels—robots in disguise that somehow fold into Lambos, jets, or prehistoric monsters. Like Taco Bell’s menu, it’s the same core ingredients (plastic and nostalgia) folded 500 different ways—and it keeps working.There’s a bit of unpredictability. Some figures transform like butter; others feel like a Rubik’s cube wrapped in a puzzle. But when a line like Legacy or Studio Series lands just right? Chef’s kiss. Spicy, nostalgic, and surprisingly satisfying.
G.I. Joe Classified = KFC
Bold, flavorful, and all about the American power fantasy.
G.I. Joe Classified is finger-lickin’ good for collectors who want gear-packed, tactical figures. Each release is like a bucket of crispy, over-accessorized goodness.There’s a sense of over-the-top patriotism baked into the brand, but now with a modern sculpt and articulation twist. And just like KFC’s 11 herbs and spices, there’s always a little something extra—alternate hands, goggles, weapons racks. The value meal of the 6” scale.
NECA TMNT = Domino’s
Nostalgic, a little greasy, and totally craveable.
NECA’s TMNT line is like late-night Domino’s: it scratches a specific itch. The figures ooze nostalgia—literally and figuratively. Whether it’s animated or movie-based, every figure is a slice of 80s and 90s bliss.But there’s a catch: availability. These figures can be harder to track down than a pizza guy in NYC traffic. You might get an overcooked crust (QC issues), but when it’s hot and fresh? It’s absolutely worth it.
McFarlane DC Multiverse = Burger King
Loud, flashy, and full of surprise menu items.
McFarlane’s DC Multiverse line is like Burger King: bold styling, constant innovation, and a willingness to take risks that other brands wouldn’t dare.You never quite know what’s coming next—Glow-in-the-Dark Batmen? Ultra Gold Label exclusives? A figure with no articulation but massive shelf presence? It’s all on the table. You either get a Whopper or… well, something weirdly shaped but still kind of cool.
Jada Toys (Street Fighter / Mega Man) = Chipotle
Clean, precise, and quickly becoming a fan favorite.
Jada’s entries into the 1/12 scale game are like Chipotle burritos—fresh ingredients, strong flavors, and solid build quality wrapped in a sleek, no-nonsense package.Street Fighter fans are loving the range of articulation and scale accuracy, and Mega Man collectors are finally getting affordable, display-worthy options. It’s not bloated, not gimmicky—just a great product line that respects its source material. And it’s only getting hotter.
Bandai = Popeyes
Bold, underrated, and full of flavor at every level.
Bandai is the Popeyes of the toy world—bold, underrated, and packed with variety that keeps collectors coming back. Entry-level lines like Dragon Stars and Gundam Universe are your classic combo meals: affordable, flavorful, and easy to find. SH Figuarts steps it up with premium articulation and sculpting, like Popeyes’ spiciest wings—fiery, precise, and not for casual appetites. And then there’s Gunpla, the hidden gem: a hands-on build experience that’s more hobby than toy, but delivers deep satisfaction. Bandai might not always get the spotlight, but when you want depth, style, and serious collector flavor—it’s always a solid order.
Mattel = Wendy’s
Classic comfort, with just enough bite to surprise you.
Mattel is the Wendy’s of the toy world—classic, dependable, and surprisingly sharp when it wants to be. With lines like Masters of the Universe, WWE, and Jurassic World, they serve up big-brand staples with just enough attitude to stand out. You might not always crave it, but when a new MOTU or WWE Elite figure hits just right, it’s a reminder that Mattel knows how to deliver a quality combo. It’s not reinventing the wheel, but it’s doing fast, familiar favorites with style—and an occasional spicy nugget of innovation.
🌌 Star Wars Black Series = Starbucks Drive-Thru
Polished, familiar, and always part of the daily ritual.
Star Wars Black Series is the Starbucks of action figures—everywhere, sleekly packaged, and often more about the brand experience than what’s in the cup. You get a polished, premium vibe, and when the figure’s on point—like a well-sculpted trooper or deluxe Darth Vader—it’s genuinely satisfying. But it also leans heavily on familiar favorites, with endless repaints and variants that feel more like seasonal lattes than bold new offerings. Still, collectors keep coming back, because even when it’s predictable, it’s comforting—and looks great on display.
🧃Final Sip: What’s Your Flavor?
Whether you’re a Marvel guy grabbing your Happy Meal of Legends or a TMNT fan waiting on a greasy (but glorious) NECA drop, every line has its own flavor. The key is knowing what you’re hungry for—and building your collection like the perfect combo meal.
Which toy line do YOU think is Chick-fil-A?(We have our suspicions it might be Mezco.)